The first war of the fruit

"In the great fruit wars, there were was much controversy over whether tomatoes were fruits or vegetables. For this reason they made great spies for both sides of the war. During the first part of the war General Gansainer, who served as a banana scout in the war of the star fruit, had his strawberry reconnaissance troops attack the fort of ripeness, which would decide the outcome of the war." -The Great Fruit And Vegetable Wars.