Movie booth in the jungle and a genie

Deep in the jungle, was an old box. This particular box had a welcome sign over it it and a glass panel holes where people go to exchange money. This box was an old movie theater box, you know, the kind you go to buy a ticket for a movie.

"Hey, you! No cutting, get back in line, theres people who was here first." The ticket master yelled from his box.
The ticket master lived in that little box. He hated people, his dream was to someday live in the amazon.
" I said, get to the back of line!" he yelled as a man tried to cut in front of a little girl going to see a movie about princesses.
" Wait, I think you will be interested in what I have to offer." said the man in a heavy Russian accent. " I have here something that everyone wants!"
"Yeah? And what makes you think I let some chump step on front of this poor lil gal? Get outta here!" said the ticket master.
"you want to live in the amazon, right?" replied the Russian gentleman.
"how could you know that? I diddin even tell nobody about that!" the ticket master said once again.
"please, mister let me see the movie." the little girl said pushing her money through slot in his booth.
" Here lil girl, enjoy the show" he said, handing her a ticket stub. " Whatta you want with me?" he said to the man.
"here, take this." the man replied, handing him a golden lamp, the kind you see in movies, you know the hero rubs the lamp and a genie comes out granting wishes.

David Returns

David looked on. Finally at the last leg of his journey, he would bring the last parcel need to bring peace to his town. The clouds started to clear, and many smiling people came out of their homes cheering. In the distance he could hear music playing. Nobody had played any music for years. The time of trouble was over. The Man With The Cloak would be appeased and he would finally leave the town alone. David stopped for a few minutes taking in the scene of the city aglow with cheer and joy. All the shops opened at the same time, putting new neon lights in place of the old signs they had. All the zoo animals were let loose to enjoy the celebration. Davids family ran out to meet him and they lauded over him with hugs and kisses. Later that month he died.

Super Roach: the movie

 

"How about this movie? I've heard that its got some pretty awesome new special effects that have never been seen before in any other movie." said Benny

"Man, we would be stupid not to see this, they're literally putting our favorite comic book super hero onto a big screen where we can watch him kick butt." gary replied.

Or thats what they would say if the movie was actually based off of a comic book that actually existed and actually had an epic looking poster right outside of the theater. If this did actually exist though I wouldn't recommend it, the costumes are pretty tacky and the cast is all b-movie actors. The quality of the sets are laughable.

The Penguin

Everybody knows penguins are from Pluto.

Bertholt's Flame

Why is this turtle on fire? Why is he wearing a top hat and a bow tie? None of this will be revealed to you! you must write in the comments and guess!

The first war of the fruit

"In the great fruit wars, there were was much controversy over whether tomatoes were fruits or vegetables. For this reason they made great spies for both sides of the war. During the first part of the war General Gansainer, who served as a banana scout in the war of the star fruit, had his strawberry reconnaissance troops attack the fort of ripeness, which would decide the outcome of the war." -The Great Fruit And Vegetable Wars.

Robot sentinels and their orchards

The night was fresh. The ducks swam quietly in the pond. The orchard was still. A calm breeze flowed through the air. The robot sentinel cast its eyes over the trees in case of intruders. On the other side of the jagged berm another was another orchard guarded by another robot sentinel. Both watched each other in case they trespassed into their orchards.

CANYON SNACKS!

"WHO WANTS SNACKS!? YUMMY DELICIOUS CANYON SNACKS!?" the vendor yelled from his stand serving his delectable savory snacks at the tourist who took this picture. Nobody knows the secrets of the his recipe. except me and him. He uses mushrooms.

A pile of rocks

Me and my brother Andy went off into the desert to draw something. I love drawing but I had never drawn from still life or anything that was outside of my imagination really. Anyways, Andy gets pretty excited when he has an idea in his head. That day we walked down to the wash and set up the rocks and started drawing.

Goblin in search of shelter

King Badshutz banished me from his kingdom for acts of treason, the reason he hadn't killed me outright was because I was his nephew. Now I just go from town to town in search of work and shelter. Being a goblin makes things very hard, humans hate us. There are no goblin cities outside of the goblin kingdom so I have to live among humans. Hopefully someday I will be accepted or at least tolerated in one of these human towns.

Lestopher, the portal potty and the arcade

Dr. Lepard Repard carried some sacks of explosives, his reliable gun in his free hand. The portal potty was occupied so he would have to wait for that. Never before the end of the game, he never finished, an endless label tied to the score. Dr. Lepard Repard sucked at arcade games.

lonely tree road

I have decided to undertake a quest to become a better artist. I will upload pictures and snippets of thoughts about my progress... here are some drawings from my sketchbook...

 The long and worn road,

the oak tree shading, 

hill with shadows

 the path slowly fading

what is it?

why is it here?

when did it come?

should I stay clear?

trodden with age

yet ageless in beauty

is it beauty?

yes, it is beauty

it is a picture.

it is for travelers,

when it was needed.

the lonely tree road.