Samuel And

He sat in the tree, a shoe in the crook of his arm. It was a willow. A very nice looking tree, it was very nice. Samuel threw his shoe at the guy. 

"You have very nice shoes" the guy yelled at Samuel. "I like them muchly"

That day, the tree was very nice, Samuel was in that tree, and it was very nice.

"hey, I like they way you like my shoes, kind of" Samuel yelled back. Interesting How the guy walked. He was a very nice guy. Who liked trees.

"That's very nice tree." said the guy to the man in the tree who was named Samuel who was in fact in a very nice tree with his other shoe in the crook of his arm. Both stopped in their tracks. Pedaled back and hopped in the car. Their destination unknown. The guy started to scratch his butt. They never left. Samuel sang his song with his hand on his heart and his feet on the pedal. And he sung gracefully and vibrantly and he revved the car in tune with his song.

"That is a very nice tree, yes it is, a nice tree" Sang the guy, along with Samuel, who happened to like singing about trees and how nice they were but also liked peanut butter. 

            The willow swayed and swayed mocking the men in the car. It's thoughts wandered on the days when he was a sapling. 

People didn't really care about trees back then but it was better. Why should someone bother a tree about how nice it is? It already knows it's nice. And a willow, is willow who is not very nice.

Movie booth in the jungle and a genie

Deep in the jungle, was an old box. This particular box had a welcome sign over it it and a glass panel holes where people go to exchange money. This box was an old movie theater box, you know, the kind you go to buy a ticket for a movie.

"Hey, you! No cutting, get back in line, theres people who was here first." The ticket master yelled from his box.
The ticket master lived in that little box. He hated people, his dream was to someday live in the amazon.
" I said, get to the back of line!" he yelled as a man tried to cut in front of a little girl going to see a movie about princesses.
" Wait, I think you will be interested in what I have to offer." said the man in a heavy Russian accent. " I have here something that everyone wants!"
"Yeah? And what makes you think I let some chump step on front of this poor lil gal? Get outta here!" said the ticket master.
"you want to live in the amazon, right?" replied the Russian gentleman.
"how could you know that? I diddin even tell nobody about that!" the ticket master said once again.
"please, mister let me see the movie." the little girl said pushing her money through slot in his booth.
" Here lil girl, enjoy the show" he said, handing her a ticket stub. " Whatta you want with me?" he said to the man.
"here, take this." the man replied, handing him a golden lamp, the kind you see in movies, you know the hero rubs the lamp and a genie comes out granting wishes.

David Returns

David looked on. Finally at the last leg of his journey, he would bring the last parcel need to bring peace to his town. The clouds started to clear, and many smiling people came out of their homes cheering. In the distance he could hear music playing. Nobody had played any music for years. The time of trouble was over. The Man With The Cloak would be appeased and he would finally leave the town alone. David stopped for a few minutes taking in the scene of the city aglow with cheer and joy. All the shops opened at the same time, putting new neon lights in place of the old signs they had. All the zoo animals were let loose to enjoy the celebration. Davids family ran out to meet him and they lauded over him with hugs and kisses. Later that month he died.

Super Roach: the movie

 

"How about this movie? I've heard that its got some pretty awesome new special effects that have never been seen before in any other movie." said Benny

"Man, we would be stupid not to see this, they're literally putting our favorite comic book super hero onto a big screen where we can watch him kick butt." gary replied.

Or thats what they would say if the movie was actually based off of a comic book that actually existed and actually had an epic looking poster right outside of the theater. If this did actually exist though I wouldn't recommend it, the costumes are pretty tacky and the cast is all b-movie actors. The quality of the sets are laughable.

The Penguin

Everybody knows penguins are from Pluto.

Bertholt's Flame

Why is this turtle on fire? Why is he wearing a top hat and a bow tie? None of this will be revealed to you! you must write in the comments and guess!

The first war of the fruit

"In the great fruit wars, there were was much controversy over whether tomatoes were fruits or vegetables. For this reason they made great spies for both sides of the war. During the first part of the war General Gansainer, who served as a banana scout in the war of the star fruit, had his strawberry reconnaissance troops attack the fort of ripeness, which would decide the outcome of the war." -The Great Fruit And Vegetable Wars.